1. You somehow react strangely to certain words such as gadis bertudung, skodeng, boobs, titties or when someone says YouTube, you intrepret it as RedTube.




2. ...and your google search entry full of those words.




Or else, go to history tabs and check whether you have accessed porno sites more than those 'normal' websites.


3. You would agree to this statement: Women are beautiful. Naked women are even better. Naked women fucking are the best.




4. You can be considered as a pro when it comes to determine woman's bra size/cup.



...and you wish those hands were yours.


5. Your username is kinda weird such as abang_gersang, isteri-kesepian, hotXXXmama and ______(fill in any appropriate user name)




My suggestion: Get a new Yahoo! ID.


6. "We have a new student, and her name is Maria ________"

a.Ozawa
b.Sharapova
c.Farida
d.Lalala

The answer [a] would come across your mind first.


7. It is easier to remember all those porn star names rather than our ex-Prime Ministers.


8. You could not see anything else except an intimate couple.




You saw a couple in an intimate love position, right?

Interestingly, research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such a scenario.

What they will see, however, is nine (small & black) dolphins in the picture!

So, I guess we've already proven you're not a young innocent child. Now, if it's hard for you to find the dolphins within 6 seconds, your mind is SO corrupted that you probably need help!

OK, here's help: look at the space between her right arm and her head, the tail is on her neck, follow it up. Look at her left hip, follow the shaded part down, it's another one, and on his shoulder.."

extracted from Soe Moe's blog.



This post were written based on my observation over certain people.

Don't worry. I'm not addicted to porn. Seriously.

short note: Still can't find the dolphin? Click here. Anyway I can't show you all of them. Find the remaining dolphins your self. hehe

I have an innocent mind--not!