Rumah kami di Sadong Jaya banjir buat kali kedua. Jadi jangan hairan jika blog ini lambat di-update.

Andai dipisah lagu dan irama, lemah tiada berjiwa, hampa"

- P.Ramlee.

Wait. I'm not talking about P.Ramlee. Or even Getaran jiwa.

I'm talking about this.

Aku ambik gambar tv, bukannya gambar ktkorg.

Yeah. The television.

Its already 2 weeks we stayed in Sadong Jaya, everything's going fine but one thing for sure--- all of us didn't know what happening out there.

Somehow this situation COULD happen.

A: Kenak ko x pegi semayang jumaat tek?
B: Eh. Pahal?
A: Ari tok ari jumaat.
B: Ari jumaat?
A: Aok.
B: Oh. Ingat ari sabtu tek. X tauk ku dow. Aku x terdedah dengan perkembangan semasa.

Why? Ya la. Its quite hard to find newspapers here, and if they got---it will be the local newspaper such as Utusan Borneo.

Internet? We have it but such amenities is only accessible in the consultant's office, so we a little bit
malu la to use.

Thats why we need a revolution. We need a TV!

Actually our Boss already proposed about this matter to our Big Boss (Boss and Big Boss is a different entity,
bukannya sosok-sosok gelap) and he agreed to give us the company's TV, but the latest problem is---that TV can't find any signal!

Luckily for us that the TV just need a new antenna in order to catch the signals.

Long story short, we bought an antenna. A motor-driven rotating antenna.

The new antenna--still in the box.

Good bye baby. Jasamu akan kami kenang.

It should be easy assembling all these thing...

It should be easy...

But it's not!

Reality is always cruel. The instruction manual is hardly understandable and some of them are craps.

Esyam trying to analyze the manual.

Easy to install and operate IF proper manuals provided. WTF!

Nevermind. We try to assemble them ourselves. Based on our naluri kelakian.

Okay... that X-thing should be here...

Erk... Boss... You look like wrestling la...

Compare this picture...

...with this one.

It's not easy to attach all these parts. Seriously.

Actually kmkorg salah bukak. Sik perlu kaco pun board tok.

Awang lamak gilak tunggu sampe dapat polah lion dance. Just another random picture.

Finally! It DOES look like a typical antenna!

...or a typical sci-fi machine gun?

OK. Lets try.

Does it work?


Impossible. It should works.

Wait. Where should this wire placed?


Ilekla. Xkan la alu mok manas Mumu.

Mumu marah bak Godzilla.