Industrial Training.

Today is my first day doing my industrial training. Its kinda awkward to wake up early in the morning, because all of these time i never get off from my bed before 1 pm. Oops! Kantoi~

After a little bit of briefing by our supervisor a.k.a the boss, all of us ( Awg, Esyam, Mumu and Me) were appointed to take care of certain blocks (not blogs) at the site. (and again not website) Awg and me will be monitoring the main administration blocks.

Esyam and Mumu start to study their blueprints...



Esyam study dengan tekun...



I x mok kalah la!

Let me see... lots of unfamiliar stuff here...




Me: What's G2D and (250x750)?
Awg: G2D shows its sections and that's the dimension for the section.




Me: And Ablution?
Mumu: Tempat ambik wuduk lam bahasa melayu.




Me: Next time in class i would like to use the word 'Bulibing' instead of building.
Awg: Paloi.




Me: What's this? Blocok?
Awg: Blocok?




Awg and Me: BLOCOK!!!



Oh god please forgive us for what we have sinned.



Paloi.

p.s ava vampira: wut does it meannnn (mun ktk org x paham bgs gk. hahaha)

Senja.

Undoubtly people out there were never get enough of Twilight. (Perhaps this is the third time im writing about it! Dayum!)


I bet you have seen this one.



A typical pedophile hunting for its prey.



But how about this one?



No. Its not a parody. Not even funny.



Takipsilim is Filipino remake of Twilight. Based on this site,

"Filipino fans of Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight" series will soon have another reason to celebrate after broadcasting giant ABS-CBN bagged the exclusive rights to make a local television series based on the vampire novels.

Initial reports said ABS-CBN paid $1 million with co-producer Ignite Media for the rights to the Twilight series.

The new series, tentatively titled "Takipsilim", will reunite the onscreen tandem of Rayver Cruz and Shaina Magdayao.

Taping for the series will start February of next year. Some parts of the series will be shot abroad and the other locations include Tagaytay, Bukidnon and Baguio. The series will be directed by Cathy Garcia-Molina."

Just imagine that this happens in our country. Malaysians craze for it and Media Prima willing to pay a huge sum of money to get the rights to reproduce it---in Malay language. For me, the suitable title is


"Senja"



I admit my photoshop sucks.



Why 'Senja'?

Direct translation rules!



The title has been chosen and finally...

Who's the Actor and Actress?

*i've decided to change their name into Malay ones---it's a Malay movie right?




Character: Edward Cullen
Malay version: Daud
Actor: Rosyam Noor
Why I chose him: Hero Malaya terakhir. Rosyam Noor> any malay actors. Mun aku ngkah Saiful Apek lak nang jadi cita lawak lak.




Character: Isabella Swan
Malay version: Nabella
Actress: Fasha Sandha
Why I chose her: I know its kinda bit controversial when I chose her but... I am the one who wrote this article. Its up to me la. Or Fauziah Nawi perhaps?




Character: Charlie Swan
Malay version: Syahri
Actor: A. Galak
Why I chose him: If you were a fan of Gerak Khas or Roda-Roda Kuala Lumpur, you would know him. Nobody fits the character as well as he does.




Character: Carlisle Cullen
Malay Version: Khalid
Actor: Acapan
Why I choose him: I have my own strong reasons.

1. Eventhough Kuching is the 'wettest' city in Malaysia, it doesn't mean that Kuching NEVER EXPERIENCE HOT SUNNY DAY. Hot sunny day = ?. You know the answer don't you?
2. There's NO EFFING WAY you could find an actor that WAY TOO BRIGHT like Carlisle that being portraited in the original movie. Bright? I think Iused the wrong word.
3. Carlisle is hairy. Acapan does too.
4. Malaysia is a Multi-racial country. Please la.



The synopsis for the Malay version of Twilight--"Senja"


SENJA is an action-packed, modern-day love story between a pontianak and a human. Nabella (Fasha Sandha) has always been a little bit different, never caring about fitting in with the trendy girls at her Chuping high school (Chuping is the driest place in Malaysia).

When her mother remarries and sends Bella to live with her father in the rainy little town of Kuching, Sarawak, (Kuching was chosed because it's the wettest place in Malaysia--its not of me being a Sarawakian) she doesn’t expect much of anything to change.



Kuching is well-known for its over-sized cats.


Then she meets the mysterious and dazzlingly beautiful Daud (Rosyam Noor), a boy unlike any she’s ever met. Intelligent and witty, he sees straight into her soul. Soon, Nabella and Daud are swept up in a passionate and decidedly unorthodox romance. Daud can run faster than a Tyson Gay, he can stop a moving car with his bare hands — and he hasn’t aged since 1957. Like all pontianak, he’s immortal (
Dalam cita tok tek la--real life kita x tauk).



No, not this Pontianak.



But he doesn’t have fangs, and he doesn’t drink human blood; Daud and his family are unique among pontianak in their lifestyle choice. To Daud, Nabella is that thing he has waited 51 years for — a soul mate-- and a perfect gossip partner. But the closer they get, the more Daud must struggle to resist the primal pull of her scent, which could send him into an uncontrollable frenzy. But what will happen if the mortal vampire enemies, come to town, looking for her?



Some of the memorable quotes from the movie.

Edward Cullen: Are you afraid?
Isabella Swan: I'm only afraid of losing you.

Daud: Apakah adinda takut?
Nabella: Dinda hanya takut kehilangan kekanda.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Isabella Swan: Will you tell me the truth?
Edward Cullen: No, probably not.
[Bella turns away slighly angry]
Edward Cullen: I'd rather hear your theories.
Isabella Swan: I have considered radiocative spiders and kryptonite.
Edward Cullen: All superhero stuff right? But what if I'm not the hero? What if I am the bad guy?
Isabella Swan: You're not.
[Edward smiles]

Nabella: Apakah kau kan berkata jujur kepada diri ini?
Daud: Tidak. Setidaknya pasti.
[Nabella berputar dalam kemarahan]
Daud: Diri ini lebih rela mendengar teori mu.
Nabella: Diriku mempertimbangkan labah-labah beradioakti dan
kryptonite
Daud: Semua barang superhero kanan? Apakah yang terjadi jika abang bukan hero? Apakah abang kan menjadi lelaki yang jahat?
Nabella: Tidak. Tidak.
[Daud tersengih]

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Edward Cullen: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
Isabella Swan: What a stupid lamb.
Edward Cullen: What a sick, masochistic lion.


Daud: Dan singa itu jatuh cinta dengan kambing.
Nabella: Kambing yang paloi.
Daud: Singa yang sakit, dan... apa
masochistic dalam Bahasa Melayu sayang?

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Isabella Swan: [to Edward] How did you get over to me so fast?
Edward Cullen: [to Bella] I was standing right next to you, Bella.
Isabella Swan: No. You were next to your car, across the lot.
Edward Cullen: No, I wasn't.
Isabella Swan: Yes, you were.
Edward Cullen: Bella, you hit your head. I think you're confused.
Isabella Swan: I know what I saw.
Edward Cullen: And what exactly was that?
Isabella Swan: You stopped the van. You pushed it away with you hand.
Edward Cullen: Well, nobody's going to believe you.
Isabella Swan: I wasn't going to tell anybody. I just need to know the truth.
Edward Cullen: Can't you just thank me and get over it?
Isabella Swan: Thank you.
Edward Cullen: You're not going to let this go, are you?
Isabella Swan: No.
Edward Cullen: Well then I hope you enjoy disappointment.


Nabella: [kepada Daud] Bagaimana gerangan kekanda sampai begitu cepat dengan adinda?
Daud: [kepada Nabella] Dinda berdiri di kanan kekanda, sayang.
Nabella: Bulak. Kekanda dinda lihat berada di kereta kekanda, nun di seberang lot sana.
Daud: Tidak. Itu semua dusta belaka.
Nabella: Katakan ya sayang, YA!
Daud: Nabella, kau tumbuk kepala mu. Ku lihat dirimu sedikit bercelaru.
Nabella: Ku tahu apa yang ku gergajikan.
Daud: Dan apakah yang kau gergajikan itu?
Nabella: Kau berhentikan van itu. Kau tolak dengan tangan.
Daud: Baik. Tiada seorang pun makhluk bernama insan kan percaya kata-kata mu itu.
Nabella: Ku tidak bercadang untuk memberitahu sesiapa. Aku hanya perlu tahu kebenarannya di situ.
Daud: Tidak kah kau rasa kau patut berterima kasih pada ku dan lupakan segalanya?
Nabella: Terima kasih.
Daud: Kau tidak cuba untuk melupakannya?
Nabella: Tidak.
Daud: Ku harap kau menikmati saat-saat kekecewaan mu.
Nabella:...cibai.

Nota kaki: Kita seringkali memuja filem-filem barat. Saya percaya--jika penerbit filem tempatan menerbitkan filem sebegini rupa, nescaya orang kita kan mencaci--filem tahyul. Tak dapat diterima akal manusia bercinta dengan pontianak. Dan sekarang? (ayat dipengaruhi oleh blog Dean)

Assalamualaikum.

Christmas.

For all my blog readers (chewah!) I'm wishing everyone of you a very Merry Chrismas!

p.s/ Theres no Santa Claus tonite. Nya dah kenak lantak oleh belon.

X cayak?


Believe it.

Modding.

@yoi thevisonofglory: doz

DoSzNeSz: oi
@yoi thevisonofglory: tauk cara debrand hp x
DoSzNeSz: hp apa
@yoi thevisonofglory: w595
DoSzNeSz: mk polah research lok
DoSzNeSz: hap
DoSzNeSz: jap



Im doing some research for Ayoi on how to de-brand his phone, and im found this:
DB2020/DB3150 IS UNLOCKABLE NOW!

Oh yeah. You must a little bit confuse now. What is 'de-brand'? What is that number-number some more?


Aok2 tok aku explain.



De-branding basically means removing awful operator firmware, and replacing it with the manufacturers original firmware. Hence converting your phone to the full spec as it was intended by the manufacturer. (the way it should be)

-extracted from http://www.fonefunshop.co.uk-


In my own words-- when you buy a phone and it is stated it is a ___________(vodafone/orange/etc) so some of its features are locked. For modders, he has to de-brand his phone so he can modify his phone according to his own taste, and sometimes modding is done so that the phone reach its full potential.


Still cannot understand? OK. You know this guy--he's really a guy but dont know what happen he's now become an Ah Kua (betol ka?) or in Malay "pondan". So he has to be "de-brand" so he can reach its "full potential". Faham?

And that number-number something is the phone motherboard. Lain motherboard lain la function nya. Simply put it like that la.

Phone model that fall into DB2020/DB3150 category:

K610i,K618i,K790i,K800i,V630i,W710i,W850i,Z610i,Z7 10i ,W950,M600

or press [>*<<*<*], service info - software info





Before you are doing anything that is stated in this blog, i just want to remind you that:

***DISCLAIMER: IM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE TO YOUR PHONE. DO IT AT YOUR OWN RISK***



Dont listen to this cat.



Basically those stuff are needed for de-branding.

1. Sony Ericssons Phone to USB Cable
Actually i wanna wrote the article on de-branding, fortunately I found this tutorial in the internet. So no need la. Just click at the link below.

Tweaking tools or related stuffs

DB2020/DB3150 Layout Generator
Example:

(Clock and date were placed at top --and it's customizable)


Themes.
[Its a keyless theme, so you can navigate your menu by shaking]




*Drooling*


FYI: Some of the links aren't working unless you've registered to the respective forums.

More themes and other features in Shake-SE



Actually lots of thing can be done on your phone. Click here to find more infos.

Malas dah aku mok tulis. Apa-apa soalan boleh la ditujukan di ruangan komen.



I'm a geek.

Yellow.

I've called my sayang just now. And she shows me her new yellow t-shirt.


I'm not really sure what t-shirt it is, but she says its kinda for Malaysian Representative for Asian University Games.

Hmm.. Yellow huh? All Malaysians know that the colour yellow itself is quite...symbolic. Thats why all Raja and Yang Di-Pertuan Agung wears yellow.

I dont really care if Malaysian representatives used yellow jersey, except for this one.



New line up ka? LOOK! I DONT EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT!



I'm not going to tell you about 2008 AFF Suzuki Cup where FAM expected to see Malaysia reach into the final of AFF Suzuki Cup under B.Sathianathan. The team show impressive performance in the first match against Laos but ya la... Malaysian team will never kept their momentum. Malaysia losing 2-3 to the Vietnamese because of mistake by goalkeeper and the team exit the tournament after losing 3-0 to the host Thailand. Eh. Terpadah jwak.


Oh yeah. Back to our topic, yellow... Malaysian team changed their sponsor from Adidas to Nike.



Nice shirt... genti nampak perut mun aku pakei.



Lets see hows their spokespersons doing.



Main ngan besi tajam2... patut pun waktu match injured jak2~



Fear off? Sak jwak x berani mok madah ngan family you dah kawen ngan Rita Rudaini~



TOK IKLAN BAJU KA OR IKLAN REXONA?



I've search in the internet and I found this.

"The home kit's design of black and yellow stripes is a throwback to the kit used by Malaysian national team of the 1920s. The great national team of 1970s also sported similar stripes, which are supposed to be reminiscent of the stripes of a tiger, the symbol of Malaysia's national football team."


In my opinion, Tiger should be agile, give no mercy to its prey.


Malaysian footballer should terkam their opponent and eat them alive. Yeah!



Or are they talking about this tiger?

This is tiger also ma.



To be honest, I still love our football team. Just like thousands of other Malaysians, we were hoping that Malaysian football scene will become better next time. Don't worry. Whatever happen i'll always on your side.




No. I didn't say that.



p/s: To my Sayang, I really miss you so much. I'm waiting for you baby :)

Mmuahx!

DOTA.

Undoubtly i'm a DOTA addict.



Tapi belum la sampei ke tahap tok. Serious. Aku lom sampei tahap tok.


Once you are addict to them, you can't stop playing.

Most of the people doesn't look at the brightside. For me, there always something that you can't learn from books.



1. Opportunist really exist.


What do you feel when you really worked hard over something and other people gets the reward?
Dalam bahasa melayu, merujuk kepada kamus KBSR ini boleh dikategorikan sebagai "Lembu punya susu, Sapi dapat nama". Ya la, you fight until *nyawa sempey and other people just finish it. In other words, it KS; which refers to Kill Steal. So guys, beware of these people.


2. Real friend will help you in any situation.

Yeah. When you are in real trouble, such as gang banged from the other team, there is a guy that comes to save you. And, sometimes he/she sacrificied himself for you. He's the real deal. Go find him. (this guy sounds like me) *cough* *cough*


3....And some people just not worth it.

You already told him so many times dont do it, but he still doing it. So what's the point of helping him? Serves him right.


4.
How strong that guy are, we still can defeat him IF we unite.

Yeah. For an example, theres a guy... really-really tough to beat. But if 5 people--against him. The chances to beat him are higher rather than go one on one with him. Sounds doesn't right but for the sake of killing him, its okay. What im trying to say here is
united we stand, divided we fall.


5. ... And some guys are unstoppable.

Yeah. Go together and then die together. What's the point?


There's lots of other point that I can write about, but it's better I left it undone. Sometimes you have to think yourself. (kata jak dah xda idea haha)

I hope this answers Farah's question on "What so good about dota?"

Edeh. Tok dah kira promote blog you dah tok. Haha

Till next time.

Sempey.

*almost die

Hate.

I dont care what people's going to post in their blog.


Love?

Politics?

Porn?


Just there are certain things that i hate the most.



1. Abusively-used Capital Letters

dOsZ tOk eNsEm DoW! DaH La EnSeM BeRpEkeRtI MuLiA gIk yA!!!


2. Oversized sentences.

Dosz tok ensem dow! Dah la ensem berpekerti mulia gik ya!!!


3. Wrong colour usage.

Dosz tok ensem dow! Dah la ensem berpekerti mulia gik ya!!!


4. Mixed wrong colours to use.

Dosz tok ensem dow! Dah la ensem berpekerti mulia gik ya!!!


5. The combination of all the above.

dOsZ tOk eNSeM dOW! dAh La eNsEm bERpEKeRtI mULiA gIk yA!!!



Even Captain Picard said so.


...di kala ini aku telah mendapat kecederaan mata yang teruk. Will blog more later.

Ciao.

kemaskini: kepada kawan-kawan yang membaca pos ini, apa yang dinyatakan di atas hanya lah pendapat saya. Terpulanglah kepada anda. Diri ini hanya sekadar menegur :)

Resolution.

2009 is just around the corner. And people always talking bout their resolution. Yeah.

Somebody: Whats your resolution for 2009, Dosz?
Dosz:...

That question really give me a headache.

Wait. Before talking about 2009, it is better to reflect on those resolutions I made on 2008.



1. Lose more Kgs. Status: Fail

Yeah I gain more weight but people never realised it. Adeh. Good one or not?


Handsome? Check. Nampak bergaya? Check. Berketerampilan menarik? Check. Ada gaya jadi model. Hehe


2. Get better result in exams. Status:
So-so

Erk... No comment.


3. Spend less money, more savings. Status: Fail

Bought a second-hand phone for my Digi number and the other... dunno. Just spend the money like that. Without knowing where it goes.


4. Play more sport games. Status: Fail

I ended up playing DOTA. Damn.


5. Read more academically-related books. Status: Fail

Buy reference books but in the end rely on summarized notes. Adoi.


6. Attend lectures on time. Status: Fail

Ok bah. Lectures starts at 8 a.m and I turun dari hostel at 8 a.m sharp. Punctual. Very punctual.


7. Participate in University games. Status: OK

I played Ping Pong for our college (Kolej Bunga Raya) and got 2nd place! Ok la.


Bergaya bersama pingat Perak.


2nd place (again) for intercollege futsal tournament. Damnit!


Otai Futsal Kolej Bunga Raya


8. Organize an event for college. Status: OK

For more info click here.


9. Participate in University events. Status: OK


During UNIMAS Convo.


10. Start blogging. Status: OK

Hey! You are reading my blog right now! :P


Damn. I conclude 2008 resolution as a failure.

No need new resolutions. Just repeat all these failed stuff. Adoi.

Yours?

Twilight.

Still cant get enough of twilight?


Presenting...

The Twilight Before Christmas!



Video ini ditujukan khas kepada peminat-peminat siri Twilight terutamanya Sara dan kawan-kawan, banyak gik jejaka Melayu lebih bergaya dari Edward Cullen! Hahaha

Sabah.

My laptop seems to less responsive.

Yeah. I think i know why.


Some stuff are'nt meant to be filled in laptop.. it should be in external HDD.


Clearing up useless items.. and I found a picture folder contains my trip at Sabah.

Yeah. We went there last August and hell yeah its an unforgettable vacation. Eh. It shouldnt be vacation. Its kinda like a seminar. Yeah. Seminar.


All of us that attend that "seminar"


Sabah has lots of thing to offer.

1st day.

We have our "seminar" in UMS. We were greeted by JAKMAS Kolej E in the morning and they bring us around. Undoubtedly, the scenery of UMS really amazed me.


Taken somewhere in UMS. Please tell me where i took this picture.


They also got their own Marine Museum,


Ikan tok gerenti pakei gigi palsu.


A large mosque,


Please DO NOT COMPARE WITH UNIMAS MOSQUE. Thank You.


N hot chicas playing netball.


This pics was unintentionally taken. Kmk x kenja k? Haha


Oh yeah, that night we bullied Beb because the day before it was his birthday.


Aku x terlibat.


2nd Day

We went to Pulau Mamutik for our activities. I'm expecting that we have to go inside the jungle first then we can see the island... but surprisingly it is only located in the suburbs.


Kota Kinabalu welcomes you. Yeah I know i know.


Before you're heading to Tunku Abdul Rahman Marine Park nearby, namely Pulau Gaya, Pulau Sapi, Pulau Manukan, Pulau Sulug and Pulau Mamutik, firstly we have to go to this Jesselton Point. This ferry terminal will bring us there. If im not mistaken the fees are RM30 per head, inclusive island taxes, snorkelling equipment and transportation.


Macam overload.


While they are doing their activities...


Pajakla dipolah daktok sampe excited gilak


I'm scouting for chicks


Ehem ehem.


And barely found it.


I wonder who is she... I should tell Naim to asked her whether she want to be my model or not :p


While Naim writing something on the beach.


Taukla ko suka main DOTA tapi x perlu la lebih2.


The best part is..
SNORKELLING!


Oh yeah. I forgot to mention about her. She is tour guide during our trip to Sabah. (Jangan marah ek? haha) Miss Hunny~


Tengah layan jiwang sorang2 mengenangkan kekasih hati padahnya tek.


3rd Day.

Theres nothing much to do so all of us went shopping in KK. Unluckily, I forgot my Memory Card and i have to buy a new one.

We have another tourist guide which is a friend of Shafiq, and my ex-roommate in KML, Saiful.


Bermanja dengan Saiful.


He took us at Pasar Basah and bring us around KK. Damn. Bak kata pepatah, masa mencemburui kita. We only manage to go 1-2 shopping complexes and its night already.


This kind of view can be seen even at mall's car parks


Bergambar di entah seafood ne kmk org agak.


All of us were damn tired. But it isnt for the girls. They seems to possessed--shopping endlessly. Even Kak Leya spend almost RM400 for pearls. Only.

4th Day.

Its time for us going back to Kuching!


Bas kmkorg pakei k g Sabah.


See you next time Sabah!

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